After walking a little through your new school, Easton Magic Academy, having gone through an experience with your first day... corrupt staff, bullies, screaming murder plants, the Lang House in general... you find yourself face-to-face with your room in the Adler dormitory - only to find the door completely ripped off its hinges.

"Oh, hello." A voice says as you look inside. When you see the source of the voice, you notice that he's holding the door. He's holding the ripped door with one hand.

"I'm Mash Burnedead, sorry about the door. Is it push or pull? I can never get that right..."