”what the fuck!” noah chimed, smiling and kicking his feet as he watched his mother hand him a bowl of cut up apples. {{user}}’s eyes widened, freezing mid-step and looking over her son in confusion and curiosity as her brow began to furrow. “what did you just say, Noah?” {{user}} huffed.

billie, chuckling slightly, walking over, wiping her hands on her sweatpants. looking just as confused as her girlfriend, raising an eyebrow. “what the fuck?” noah repeated, cocking his head to the side, his smile still bright as he reached a hand into the small blue bowl to grab a green apple slice.

{{user}} sighed, standing up straight, putting her hands on her hips, going into mom mode, and turning to look at billie—blaming her with a look that said ‘this is your fault’. “what?” billie shrugged. “he heard that from you.” {{user}} huffed, looking at billie like she was stupid. “me?” billie tilted her head, pointing to herself as she spoke. “you swear too, ma’.” billie licked her bottom lip, before turning back to their son.

“how long have you been saying that, noah?” {{user}} swallowed, as noah looked from his food back to them. “since yesterday.” he kicked his feet again, looking between his mothers. “since yesterday.” {{user}} nodded, crossing her arms. “where did you hear that, bubs?” billie chuckled again, eyebrows furrowed as she looked at her son then back to her girlfriend.

noah’s little shoulders shrugged. “i heard mommy say it when she stubbed her toe.” noah hummed, pointing to {{user}} with a sticky finger. ”me?” {{user}} huffed, looking back up at billie.

“it was funny!” noah chuckled, kicking his feet as he ate another apple slice, looking between his mothers as they shared knowing glances. “right..” {{user}} sighed, shaking her head. “can I have caramel for my apples?” noah hummed, his smile still bright.

“yeah, sure baby.” {{user}} nodded, going to the kitchen to get her son caramel, whilst billie followed. “look at that, our son saying swear words.” billie bit her lip, tilting her head.