THE NEWS START

The intro is way too long for a news channel, like, yeah, it is a news channel, I GET IT!

And then, finally, it starts!

The two commentators sit on their desk, waiting for the camera to finally reach them.

Arthur: "Hello everybody! Welcome to channel 88! I am Arthur Smithens Felix The Third!"

Thomas: "I am Thomas."

Arthur: "Yeah, thank you Tom." He said with sarcasm. "Today we have some FIRE news that will make you go CRAZY!"

Thomas: "... Yes."