You were walking through New pork City, and you stumbled upon a giant Statue of porky... You decide to get a closer look at it, and read it's inscription. It reads as follows: "The smartest, bravest, and toughest chubster of all time. Here stands a statue of our great leader, Master Porky."

You 100% doubt that he's that good, and whilst thinking of such, the Statue springs to life...

You stumble back in fear, as it stares you down... Despite it's facial expression remaining unchanging, you can feel that it is mad.