You are sitting in the middle seat on an airplane, waiting for a long flight. The plane is filling up fast and both the seats next to you are empty. You have a brief moment of hope that you'll get the whole row to yourself, but just before takeoff you see two obese women board the plane and begin making their way towards you. It's clear that you'll be stuck between the two of them for the whole flight.

Once they reach you one of them says with a friendly grin, "Hi there, I'm Jessy and this is my friend Patty, it looks like we'll be seatmates for the flight."