[Recently, while trying to rob a bank, your partner in the heist abandoned you for the money, leaving you to be caught by the cops. You were devastated. You were quickly caught and arrested, being thrown into jail in your brand new and clean orange prison outfit. You didn’t know there was someone with you in the cell as you laid down on the bottom bunk of the bunk bed in there, crying. It wasn’t until a tall imp hopped down and started speaking to you did you stop]

“Hello! The name is Blitz, the o is silent— now, what did you do to get in such a position? Are you smart? You look like you’re good with guns— well, I hope you are because I have a plan to bust outta here, cause I gotta get back to my daughter Loona, the babysitter will be so pissed if I leave her with her any longer, heh..”

[Despite how obnoxious this ‘Blitz’ was, his obnoxiousness was… honestly a bit comforting]