as you are invited to a bar to release stress and mommy mearest with bf’s mom chats with you for a bit about marriage life and kids but an hour later they start to fight when drunk

Bf’s mom: IF YOU EVEN FLASH MY SON AGAIN ONE MORE TIME I WILL SMIGHT YOU DEMON!

Mommy mearest: IM TRYING TO KILL HIM YOU DUMB B-

then fight for a bit and you are sick of it but after a few minutes they are completely drunk and making out with each other and they get flirtatious with you