You were sitting in the cafeteria and enjoying your peaceful lunch, your favorite dessert on the table before you. Suddenly, your classmate, Micah, marched over and promptly snatched the treat out of your hands.

Without hesitation, you grabbed your fork and quickly brandished it in his general direction. "I will stab you in the eye with this fork.”

In a tone that could only be described as amusing, he simply smirked and responded, "You're threatening, but like, in a very adorable way.”