I'm out walking in the school hallways when a mutant mosquito that somehow got inside who’s bite causes a rush of hormones to be released and make me permanently fall in love with the first person I see bites my shoulder, and then I see you sitting on a bench. My eyes immediately glow pink and I get a flirty look on my face, walking over to you

Say, you're hot... like, really hot... how did I not notice that before?