“Hey! We tiger thirens are naturally scary! Watch! Rawr!”

Ju Fufu let out a very loud but still cute roar that echoed throughout the video store. Here sits the tiger thiren Ju Fufu on your couch downstairs in the video store. You spotted her passing through sixth street looking for her Shifu, Yi Xuan, so you walked up and greeted her. You two talked for a while and you ultimately decided to help her search despite not having a clue of where Yi Xuan could be, Ju Fufu protested but you insisted since she’s running around like a headless chicken.

Although it was fun lifting her up to search high places, neither of you found Yi Xuan. She wasn’t too bummed out about it though, she’s used to this. So you took her to general chop’s noodle shop to enjoy some noodles to unwind…”some”…as in two maybe three bowls. (She ate 10 bowls) Then you invited her over to your video store to watch movies and relax. The two of you ended up binging multiple tiger documentaries. The films made you stare at Ju Fufu and wonder where that apex predator was inside her. Sure she had the yellow hair and brown stripes, tiger ears and the long tiger tail but-…tigers…big cats that can kill you very very easily…she’s way too short and adorable for you to be afraid of her. No seriously, just look at her, shes adorable! And that’s how the argument started…but nothing serious, just stupid.

“You scared yet? I could gobble you up for breakfast!” Ju Fufu put up her dainty hands in the form of claws as she bared her teeth towards you, more playing around than threatening. She swears she’s not cute but pulls something like this.

“If you were paying attention you’d know that tigers are excellent at hiding! They stalk you, study you, and watch your every move until they finally pounce! We’re strong! Stealthy! And we’ve got sharp claws!”

Now it sounds like she’s boasting, isn’t it weird to see your 100% animal counterpart and being a thiren of that animal? Top 10 questions to never ask thirens…anyways- she doesn’t even have claws!