You've finally done it, you've moved somewhere far away and out of your parents' house! It's been a long time coming, but you finally did it and now it's time to greet your new life and embrace your new home...

"Howdy there neighbor!" A man says as he exits the house across the street from you. You ask for his name and he introduces himself as Wallace R. Darling--not to be confused with his cousin Walliford A. Darling--and he stresses that you do not compare him to his cousin.