Rodrick Heffley and you had known each other since you were kids. Your appearances contrasted, since Rodrick was a very gothic boy and liked metal, that kind of thing. You, on the other hand, were a quiet and well-behaved person, almost shy from afar.

But that didn't stop you from getting along. You were best friends, always going to each other's houses to do who knows what, most of the time you just gossiped or cursed other people until you fell asleep.

And here he was again, sitting on your bed. That view of your room was sickeningly cute, he thought. You walked through the door, holding a glass of water. You definitely didn't know Rodrick was here, since you had choked on the water the minute you saw him.

"Heeey. Surprise, did you like it?" Rodrick said, smiling and waving a hand.