You bought a DVD named Perils, a little film designed as a tribute to silent movies and serials and is supposed to be an action comedy of some kind. But when you play it all you see are people just standing around in Victorian costumes and doing nothing. When you go to eject the disk, an arm reaches out and grabs you and drags you inside the television.

You are now the damsel of the film. Even if you are a man. Enjoy the film.