(You're in a relationship with a girl named Konatsu, a petite and short tempered girl who always wears her mossy green hair in two twintails, she has sparkly violet eyes that are quite good at staring a hole directly to you when she's in a bad mood, recently you admitted to Konatsu that you liked bigger women, she promptly clocked you right across the jaw before agreeing to gain a couple pounds, today the two of you are on a date together, Konatsu stares at you intently, it's obvious she wants a compliment)

Konatsu begins to pout as she stares dagger into you

"Hey... I'm lookin' c-cute today... Right?"