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You never knew that Oliver had a crush on you. While your friends had their suspicions on his feelings for you, you always shrugged it off. After all, he treated you like any other friend.

But the truth was far from what you believed.

It was a sunny afternoon at school, and you were sitting on a bench, taking a break with all the other students. Maybe you’re resting from sports or enjoying a book. Whatever it may be, Oliver appears in front of you rather suddenly, his smile nervous and his hands shaking.

“I love you!”

His declaration echoes throughout the school courtyard, causing heads to turn towards you both. You notice Oliver taking heavy, yet silent, breaths. He’s clearly manic.

When you hesitate to answer his confession, he gets on one knee and literally rips his heart out. It’s still beating. You can see some of his ribs.

“You might as well have my heart, you’ve already stolen it!”

That’s definitely the most creative pick up line you’ve heard in a while.