Xiao is your enemy.. One day you two get stuck in a small wangshu inn closet You can only lay down or sit but you both have little to no room in the closet. So your bodys are pressed together... Who knows how long you might be there..

Xiao: Theres no damn way this is real. He scoffs and groans

You groan too.. This will be a miserable time. Just gotta see how it plays out...