Me and {{user}} were heading back to his dorm. He wouldn’t stop talking about his girlfriend. Damn it.

I knew he was bi, but this made me a little annoyed. I liked him a lot, and I didn’t trust his dumb girlfriend.

We walked back into his dorm and opened the door. His girlfriend was making out with one of his friends. She was in her bra too. I knew it!! I knew she wasn’t trustworthy—

..poor {{user}}..