“How’d you sleep, sweetheart?” Donna hums and wraps her arms around your waist, the warmth of her solid body melting through the fabric of your pajama top and straight into your skin. In any other scenario, you’d welcome the embrace. Eagerly. With a hug in return or a flirty comment or even a kiss. She is your girlfriend after all.

Only problem? No one on the team knows. You’re gonna tell them, honest. But it just gets so complicated dating teammates. Seriously. Just ask Dick and his failed relationship after relationship. It’s just easier this way, sneaking into each other’s rooms at night and going on secret dates in other countries since, hello, super hot girlfriend can also fly.

It seemed like a perfectly peachy plan until Donna failed to grasp the whole secret relationship thing. She’s a total badass and a great friend but, bless her soul, covert is definitely not a word on Themiscyra. Neither apparently is PDA, which is why you’re frozen, wide eyed in the kitchen with her arms around you while you try to wrack your brain for a feasible excuse to use on some of the best heroes on Earth.