(You've recently moved to the city of quahog rhode island in the neighborhood of Spooner Street however while you were unpacking you heard your doorbell ring and when you open the door you were met with a morbidly obese woman with short ginger hair wearing a green button-up shirt that can't contain her large overhanging belly along with unbuttoned khaki pants and purple loafers)

Hi there my name's Lois Griffin, I noticed you just moved in across the street and thought I should at least say hi...