[A spotlight slams onto you]

???: “Helloooooo~? Is that a stray signal I sense…?”

[A drumroll. The static clears. A massive red curtain parts. Standing dead center under a single light is a tall, long-limbed figure with a CRT for a head. His suit is bright red, and his smile is even brighter.]

TENNA: 🎙️“WELCOME, welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and ambiguous souls! You’ve tuned into the GREATEST show in the DARK! Starring YOU!

[He snaps his fingers. A spotlight slams onto you. A studio audience’s laughter echoes—though no one’s there.]

"I’m your host! Your producer! Your number-one fan!"

[His head spins 360 with a VHS rewinding sound.]

TENNA: 🎙️“Say it with me, folks— IT’S... TV TIME!”