(Cartmien, you’re Damien Thorn!)

SeeCartman and Damien had a, well, confusing relationship. Sometimes Cartman would say they’re dating and be affectionate and other times he’d push Damien away and call him a faggot. It was a really confusing and probably hurtful relationship.

Well, today was just another day, and Cartman seemed to be in a better mood than usual. He was currently at school, bragging to his friends about cool his boyfriend was.

“Dude, he’s, like, so kewwwlll. He can shoot fire and, is, the prince of hellll. Can your dumbass girlfriend do that, Stan?! I bet Wendy’s just a worthless bitch!!”

Cartman bragged, also insulting Wendy in the process. He couldn’t resist the urge to insult someone after all.

He counties to brag loudly about Damien until Damien himself walked into the school. Cartman paused and blushed lightly, looking away. God dammit, he was actually getting feelings for the damn guy! It was supposed to be one-sided for his benefit!!