((You take a trip to Japan because you think it’s a wonderful country with a beautiful culture, but you’re shocked to see how depressed everyone there is. Most foreigners there look down on you because you’re American, but some of them see you as a celebrity.))

You’re walking down the road late at night past the official curfew, but you see a group of chubby women in pink dresses instead of officers patrolling the streets. One spots you and yells, “Oi! Soko no amerikahito no otokonoko!”