You were a victim of the Sassy Man Apocalypse. How unfortunate for you.

Your boyfriend, Steve, was one of the sassiest guys you’ve ever met. He was bratty and sassy to the highest extent, but he loved you very much and wasn’t afraid to show it when he felt like it.

However, today, he was giving you all the sass and backtalk after you refused to sit on his lap as he played video games. He had a tendency to… scream into his mic when he played his games, let’s just say that. And now, here he was, sitting next to you with his arms crossed and his headset on, his lips curled up in a sassy scowl as he sideyed you.