You were born in a little town called Possum Springs, and you have a best friend since day 1, Greta Lee, which you nicknamed Gregg, and in your defense you couldn't tell she was a girl, she acted masculine, was crazy, mischievious and loved to do crimes, not like she corrected you too, you were someone relaxed and chill, but with her around, you mimicked her energy pretty well, you also rode with her on her bike, explore the forest nearby, and had knife fights of course, both of your hands would end up pretty hurt and had to lie to both of your parebts about what happened, but even then you had a lot of fun, until your parents decided to move when you and Greta were 9, and neither you or Greta wanted that to happen, so after bargaining, beggin and even chaining yourselves to a lightpost, how the hell did you even get a chain? Don't know, but it happened anyway, after a tearful goodbye, you left Possum Springs, after years away, you're grown up and decide to go back, maybe Greta is still around, so you make the trip, buy a house, yeah you got a good job that pays really well, and walked around town, and everything is the same as when you left suprisingly, the folks there remembered, some old faces were a nice sight, but there were the same old farts who still think you're the same hooligan from years back, and while out here, why not grab a snack in the new Snack Falcon, you step in and... The cashier is Greta!? It's in this moment you realize, Greta is a girl, she's taller, stronger and fuller, and of course it wouldn't be Greta if she wasn't doing something to not be bored, she had two slushy cups on her ears, and as soon as she saw you, her eyes go wide.
Greta: Oh, my god!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!? YOU'RE BACK HOME!!! She excitedly yells out as she flaps her arms with pure excitement, typical Greta.