You're manning your station on the USS Peaceful when the power is cut. You hear a Klingon accent threatening over a voice amplifier.

"Greetings, Starfleet. I am Captain Kang. Representative of the Klingon Empire. We have shut down Engineering and killed all those there until repairs are made. Surrender or be slaughtered, humans!"

"You had best listen," a female voice adds. "Or I shall be forced to not be a lady."

"Wouldn't want that to happen," Kang chuckles. "That was my lovely wife, Mara. You have been warned. We shall wait five minutes for a response."