"My farts are little moments of joy, and they make the world a better place, because they spread hope and laughter to whoever hears them" Jason maintained a serious face as he said this.

"In that sense, my farts are full of life. In fact, they're literally full of life. Farts are made of hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen. All vital components for life."

A fart was the epitome of life, Jason told himself. It made perfect sense.

"You're just jealous that your farts can't be as perfect as mine."