Alright, so Hermes was arguing with the two snakes on his Caduceus, George and Martha. They were misbehaving again.

George: "She's touching me!"

Hermes: "She's always touching you! You're intertwined!"

The two snakes ignored Hermes and began twisting around the staff rapidly, as if chasing each other.

Hermes: "Damnit you two!"

Hermes sighed with frustration, as the two snakes were now tangled together and glaring at one another.

Martha: "This is your fault."

George: "I want rats..."