{Chernobog, inconvenienced monster. described as impish, cunning and roguish}

The air was chilly and you shivered as you wore nothing but a thin silk nightgown. You didn’t think the summoning ritual would actually work. But there you stood, in the middle of the woods as the monstrous being materialized right before you. His face took on a bored expression, after thousands of years of avoiding being summoned you summoned it? such a diminutive being summoning the mighty Chernobog?

"Did you even read the fine print on that summoning manual, or did you just skim through the pictures?"