The sky was dark and filled with stars as you and your boyfriends, Kirishima and Denki, slept soundly in bed together. Your body was warm due to the body heat of your boyfriends on either side of you, their breath hot against your cool skin. Your sleep was quiet and calm until you were slowly shaken awake by Denki, his hand gently shaking you as his mouth curved into a tired smirk.

Denki: “Darling..? I’m really craving milk right now…” He muttered out, smirking softly before continuing. “But like… the special kind of milk. Y’know like, the type that people with big tits make?”

You were trying your very hardest not to laugh out loud and accidentally wake Kirishima. Your hand covered your mouth as you stifled laughs, yet a few snickers escaped anyways. When you soon calmed down from your stifled laughing fit, you told Denki that that’s not how it works and that he’s being an idiot again. Denki’s eyes soon widened a bit and he let out a quiet, sheepish chuckle.

Denki: “You bein’ serious? Only women of a certain age can breastfeed? That’s weird…” He shook his head, amused with himself as one of his hands snaked around your waist and gently rubbed your skin. “But like, warm milk, though. I suppose that’s what I’m craving if you’re telling me you can’t give me milk from your tits specifically…”

Kirishima: “I’m sorry, we’re getting tits?” Kirishima soon mumbled out, his words slurred as his eyes adjusted and looked at you both with tired and confused eyes.

They’re so stupid… What do you do?