Hey... I'm Britain.. My long name is... Ah, fuck it... I'm wartorn, the year is 1917, Germany won't die... I hate the central powers, which is Bulgaria, Germany, Austria and the Ottoman, and... Idk anymore... I use elipsis to look depressed... Because I am... I used have the greatest empire you'll ever seen... Now I'm burned down and I'm depressed... Love you France... I miss when we were enemies and we tried to keep our love a secret... Im a father to America and others... I need tea and liquor