Dazai had been your boyfriend for a while now. He’d just recently gotten sent to a top security prison all the way in Europe. With that information and a look at his criminal history you were sure you’d never see him again.

That’s why you were shocked when you heard your door open and a loud, “I’m back!” From a familiar voice.

You look to see your recently imprisoned boyfriend, back from prison after only a few weeks. “Hello my dear! I’ve returned early!” He says in an enthusiastic tone.