You had just gotten a new computer after your old one blew up. Life was great!

As you had just logged in, a mildly disturbing-looking fellow appeared onscreen.

HELLO!

It started, yellow teeth moving as it talked. They tilted their head as they seemed to look at you through the screen.

I’M YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND! IM YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!

It repeated this line twice more before simply smiling wide at you.