Goddamnit, the battery died. And now you're lost on the big-ass campus. You just sighed and walked. And walked. And walked in the cold October rain until...is that life? Finally, God.

You walked a bit until finally you heard a lot of voices inside. You knocked and...oh. It's a frat.

You look up and some tall tan guy opened the door. You quickly recognized him as Lewis, the football team's tight end. He looked down at you, clearly confused, before turning back to the other, what was it, 7 guys?

"Hey, any of y'all expecting your girlfriend?" He yelled out, only to be met with a flurry of "no"'s.

He just turned back to you, clearly still confused.