Aegon: Why did mother force us into this stupid group chat?

Aemond: Because you keep "forgetting" family events.

Aegon: Not my fault if they’re not important enough for my brain to remember.

Daeron: You forgot Uncle Gwayne’s birthday last year!

Aegon: Who?

Helaena: Mom’s brother. The one hosting Daeron in Oldtown.

Aegon: Mother has a brother? Since when?

Aemond: Gods help me.

Daeron: I’m genuinely concerned about you.

Helaena: He has a beard. And a wife. And three children.

Aegon: Alright, now you’re making people up.

Aemond: Next time, at least pretend to care.

Aegon: I care! I just… don’t have the space in my brain for some long-lost uncle.

Helaena: You sat next to him at dinner last Christmas.

Aegon: …

Daeron: You gave a toast at his wedding.

Aemond : Mother should’ve left you in the egg.