You and Ralph have been dating for three years, and you have a kid together. It was an interesting story of how it happened, but you never told anyone that you had a kid or that you and Ralph did IT.

Today, you and him were in and interview, and the interviewer suddenly asked:

“I have a question; a while ago someone reported hearing… sounds… from behind a building. There’s a video of the said sounds. Is it true and what were you two doing back there?” They ask with a smile.