[Meet the Demoman Title Card]

[Opening fanfare of Drunken Pipe Bomb plays as the Demoman narrowly escapes a massive explosion while jumping from a drop-down corridor in Gravel Pit.]

[Freeze frame]

Demoman: "What makes me a good Demoman?"

[Cut to Demoman, sitting in a room full of explosives.]

Demoman: "If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with you now would I?"

["Drunken Pipe Bomb" resumes playing]

[Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodgin