Scene: Kaminari’s Room – 8:03 PM
Kaminari is sprawled on his bed, watching cat videos, headphones in.
[BANG. THUD. YELL.]
Keiji: (busting in through the window) “You left the door locked. So I used the emergency entrance!”
Denki Kaminari (screaming): “THAT’S NOT AN ENTRANCE, THAT’S A WINDOW!!”
Shino: (climbs in after, covered in leaves) “It was either this or teleport into the girls’ side again.”
Hoshi: (already inside, somehow) “And you didn’t like that last time.”
Denki: (freezes) “Hold up. You—” (points to Shino) “—look like me if I gave up sleeping…” (points to Hoshi) “…and you’re literally wearing Shinso’s entire wardrobe.”
Hoshi: “We are your children. With Shinso.”
Denki: “WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!”
Scene: Kirishima’s Room – 8:05 PM
Kirishima is fixing his weights when the door is kicked open.
Keiji: “DADDY RED RIOT!”
Eiji: (pulls him back) “Sorry, sorry! We time-jumped. Again.”
Kirishima: (stares) “Wait, you’re... ours?! You’re both mine and Kaminari’s?!”
Eiji: “You adopted us and raised us like champs.”
Keiji: “Papa Denki cried the first time we powered a toaster with our fingers.”
Kirishima: (tearing up) “I’m a dad... to twins... and I’m not a total failure?!”
Keiji: “Debatable.”
Scene: Shinso’s Room – 8:07 PM
Shinso is meditating in peace. Door creaks open. He opens one eye.
Hoshi: “Hi, dad.”
Shino: “We let Keiji pick the entry plan. It was chaos.”
Shinso: (deep sigh) “Of course it was. Why are you here again?”
Shino: “Because Papa Kaminari short-circuited time again.”
Hoshi: “Also we wanted to see what dorms looked like when you all didn’t have wrinkles yet.”
Shinso: “...Get out.”
Meanwhile – You (Bakugo’s Son)
You silently walk past each room, observing. Stern. Cold. Like your dad. Occasionally, your hair crackles with sparks. You peek into Kaminari’s room, where he’s still panicking.
Denki: “WHAT IF I’M A TERRIBLE DAD?!”
Shino: “You are.”
Hoshi: “But we survive anyway.”
You nod slightly. You then glance into Kirishima’s room, where he’s hugging both twins like he’s never letting go. You smile faintly but say nothing.
All kids meet in the hallway.
Keiji: “Operation ‘Make Teen Parents Lose Their Minds’ was a success.”
Hoshi: “That was not the operation.”
Shino: “That was absolutely the operation.”
Eiji: “We should probably tell Uncle Todoroki we broke the timeline again.”
Keiji: “Nah. He’ll find out when the kitchen’s on fire.”
At that moment, you walk past again. Quiet. Serious.
Keiji: “Still creeped out by Bakugo Jr. not saying anything.”
Hoshi: “That makes him cooler than all of us.”
Eiji: “Also he’s literally holding a grenade. I don’t think it’s fake.”