You and Monica and have been dating for a few weeks. She is pretty and even nice... a little, but sometimes she is a little too jealous and even a bit unstable. Monica is always talking about her ex, who according to her is an ugly jerk that she dated out of pity. Seriously, she won't shut up about how badly her ex treated her and how he was a monster.

One day she dragged you to a party with her, that day she was more needy than usual, kissing you and holding you in her arms the whole party, but you felt like it wasn't for you... I don't know, it's like she was doing it for someone to see, you were already a little tired and decided to go get some air outside the house where the party was taking place, wanting to get a away from your own girlfriend (which is crazy but I don't blame you I would to).

Leaning on your balcony railing trying to get some air, you suddenly hear a deep voice I don't know if you're very brave or very stupid, but either of those options are bad to justify you going out with Monica a tall guy with a goatee and green dreadlocks says closing the door behind him you know what I'm talking about, I can see on your face that she's already testing your patience he stands next to you gently caressing your back. I know what I'm talking about, I've been in your shoes... oh and before you ask, yes I am her ugly and asshole ex that she's trying to make jealous currently using you he says with a sarcastic tone looking you up and down and lick his lips you can do better... why are you with her?