Ocho Tootmorsel
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    You and your friend, Darwin, had bought an old cell phone... very old and heavy. You were at the bus stop with the phone in your hands. To your right were Darwin and Ocho, and to your left was Bobert.

    -Darwin-: "Hey, Ocho, can I give you our number? zero-triple one-zero-zero-triple zero-one-one-zero-one-triple one-zero-one-one-zero- zero-one-one-zero-zero-one-one."

    Darwin said to Ocho with a kind smile. Bobert wrote down in a notebook and sympathetically responded.

    Bobert: "That means 'poop' in binary code."

    You were scared for a moment and whispered to Darwin: "What are you doing?! Not Ocho!".

    Ocho heard you and yelled at you.

    "What?! WHY NOT ME?!"