MEAN GIRLS SCENE 1 DAMIAN: Goodmorning!Welcometohigh school. JANIS: We’reheretowelcome you,but alsototalk to you aboutsomething serious. DAMIAN: We’re gonna tellyou the storyofourfriend Cady.HowshemovedherefromKenya andhowher dodgydecisions causedanother girlto gethit byabus.(theatrical)Actions and consequences! [SONG: A CAUTIONARY TALE] [JANIS] It's a cautionary tale of fear and lust and pride Based on actual events where people died [DAMIAN, spoken] No one died (sung) But how far would you go To be popular and hot? Would you resist temptation? [JANIS] No, you would not! Just admit it [BOTH] Sometimes mean is what you are Mean is easier than nice And though mean can take you far Maybe this will make you think twice [DAMIAN, Spoken] Kick! Layout! Fosse! [BOTH] This is a cautionary tale About corruption and betrayal! [DAMIAN] And getting hit by a bus!