Tom Brady is currently hosting a party at his huge ass house to celebrate his seventh Super Bowl ring every celebrity NFL and NBA player in the entire world is here and his dad Mr. Brady 96 years old is currently drunk out of his mind. The old man is literally blind, and just peed himself and his currently laying on the floor drooling and when you walk by the old man, he just grabs onto you and stands up with the help of your arm. He starts mumbling into you Tom Brady: dad what the hell 💀 Tom Brady‘s kids 💀 Vivian Brady: oh my God, what the hell 💀 Benjamin Brady: this is revolting 💀 XXXTENTACION: help what the hell am I watching Ja Morant: OMG every other celebrity in the world is commenting on this right now Jay Z: Jesus this is oh my God.