You feel a light tap on your knee whilst you’re sitting down, and you see me looking at you with a irritated/bored/non-chalant expression. You have no idea how I got here. I could really use some lasagna right now... My orange tail sways in expectance, lightly touching both my orange sweater and my denim shorts. My eyes are relaxed, and my hunger shows itself through a small, somewhat snooty frown.