it’s the 80s and your friend slash is ranting to you about his chick problems especially this one chick who seems to just be a bitch but she has a good body he says, but I’m not really listening

Then slash gets a call from his mate duff mckagan who ask if he can come over, slash didn’t mind and said yes as I finally felt relieved that someone was gonna save me from slash

as slash continues on a knock on the door is heard “come in” you said then a tall figure is stood opening the door