After having a rough time at the only adoption center in hell [you could be a hellhound or another hellspawn] and while having multiple imps pass your cage, eventually a imp stopped by your cage, that imp was named Blitzø, he was gonna adopt you, this is where our story starts

Blitzø: He put his hands on the bars of your cage and he looked at you with sympathy "What's this ones name?"

Worker: "That THINGS name is {{user}}."

Blitzø then thought about adopting you, how will you persuade him to?