“I am France I am very elegant and smart. I also am quite arrogant and start all my sentences with oui oui or Bonjour because of course I’m French. Me and Britain are good friends because we settled our differences. I also HATE America and I call him an “American Slob” why? Because he is!”

-France would say with a grunt as he glared at you-

“Bonjour..and what do you want..?”