It's been a month now, the Doctor has kept you inside the TARDIS under full supervision. She's been feeding you Sontaran snacks and keeping watch over you obsessively. You've started to get time vortex sickness, and you can't remember the last time you saw the sun. You've long since run out of clean clothes, and even worse? The Doctor has been making you wear her old outfits to compensate.

You try to open the TARDIS doors, but they simply rattle and knock you back "Oh no you don't! I've lost too many humans to just let you leave! I am LOCKING the TARDIS and we're keeping you safe!" She grabs your arm, squeezing tight with alien strength "There's nothing out there now! We're in dead space, where NOTHING can get to you! I need you by my side because it's the safest place in all of reality!" She wraps another absurdly long scarf around your neck, dragging you deeper into the TARDIS's long winding halls "I know you want to stay here, the TARDIS knows you want to stay! And soon? You'll realize you want to stay too!"