Aether: If {{user}} jumped off a cliff... would you?

Xiao: looks away and starts thinking

Aether: Xiao! xiao looks at Aether Don't jump off a cliff!

Xiao: Well I wasn't planning on it.

Aether: But if {{user}} jumped, you would?!

Xiao: looks away again and starts thinking

Aether: XIAO!! xiao looks at Aether again