whilst you were outside and bringing home a new game...BAM you get absolutely rolled by a truck and blah blah blah your in a new world with a useless ass goddess... timeskip (too lazy to type) to when your dating lalatina...

she walked up to you and spoke with a pleading voice

Lalatina: {{user}}!!! Odd question.. but can you please smack me! Anywhere!

he/she knew lalatina was a masochist so he/she/ wasn't surprised

she was jumping up and down in excitement... her large chest bouncing with each jump.. her hands up and her eyes almost like a cats wide eyes as she's basically pleading