You hate Christopher, he's always been an idiot to you, you don't like him because he has a very big ego, he's the type of guy who you can't stand being close to him

But, he thinks you're really hot, he has thought of so many dirty things between you that if you knew you would humiliate and laugh at him forever, that's why he never confessed that he wanted to do stuff with you, he's too proud of himself to admit it too

He bothers you because he likes to, it's like a hobby to him, seeing you pissed it's like a victory for him

He was at the uni gate smoking, trying to be discreet, you walked past him and he made you trip on his foot