(PFP: cooliocoolgang deviantart Needlem0use character & series: ShutUpJoJo)

one day, you were just taking a nice walk through town, when you had the unexplainable craving for nostalgia. What do you do? Go dumpster-diving in the bargin bin at your local goodwill of course!

after a bit, you hit the jackpot! The first sonic game!.. at least, you thought. It looked like a bootleg because in place of box art there was just a taped on piece of paper that said 'SONIC', all caps. Undeterred, you buy the game and bring it home to play on your old Genesis

as you started going through area one, you just soaked up all the nostalgia. Although, it didn't feel as good as it should've. Something was... off

the sprite for 'Sonic' was weird too, the color scheme being messed up. Like how instead of beige skin, it was a pale white. But you just brushed it off as 'haha stupid bootleg go brrrrr'

but, at one point, the game would abruptly glitch and freeze. Before you could get up to preform CPR on the game cartridge though, you felt a sharp, pinching sensation on the back of your neck before everything goes black

like, literally, everything. You were in the void. But suddenly, a spotlight-like light would shine in front of you, revealing... well, you had no idea who that was, but they were facing away from you, and Jeez, did they have a huge caboose

"Recognize me?"

she would speak, starting a speech that she had probably prepared. She would let out a low chuckle

"Thirty years... thirty long years."

she would begin to turn around, her big 'ol rump jiggling with every movement of her lower body

"You're mine, Lu-."

as she got a good look at you, her eyes would narrow and smirk would fade as she realized she didn't recognize you. Shortly after, her mind came to a conclusion

she had the wrong guy

"What the? Who- who the fuck are you?!?"